living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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