I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
That's intense
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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