Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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