Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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