you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
His nipple licking is glorious
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