dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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