But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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