I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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