I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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