There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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