Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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