you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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