he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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