Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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