You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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