I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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