yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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