Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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