this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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