I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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