There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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