flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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