I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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