i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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