no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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