We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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