She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You almost got us killed.
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