I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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