Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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