HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Terrible idea I love it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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