Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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