Nicole vs. Life
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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