I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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