Me too!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The air taste purple.
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