super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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