boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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