You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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