i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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