And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Too much gin, very little bucket
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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