Christians are straight up FREAKS
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho