Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Christians are straight up FREAKS

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(250): View more from British Columbia

do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

(1-250): View more from British Columbia

tequila

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(561): View more from Florida

i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls

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(706): View more from Georgia

oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.

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(425): View more from Washington

its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.

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(718): View more from New York

Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho

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