but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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