I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
What a dumb baby whore.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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