that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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