this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Randomize
