What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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