I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
