Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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