This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
