I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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