Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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