love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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