Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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